I think it's safe to say that I am addicted to Mario Kart. I used to play it when I was younger at my friend's house on his N64, but there was about a nine or so year period when I didn't play it at all. A couple months ago my boyfriend mentioned that he wanted to play the game so I ordered it online for my Wii. It came in the mail, I played it once, annnnnd... I can't stop. Well I can, but you know what I mean. It's honestly ridiculous. Mario Kart is the simplest game ever but it toys with my emotions like nothing else (except my ex). Here are my typical reactions to different cc's:
50cc: "LOLLLLLLLLL y'all can kiss my speedy ASS."
100cc: "Dude. What's your problem? Seriously."
150cc: "For f*ck sakes. BACK THE F*CK OFF."
Mirror: "PEACH, YOU (*#@. I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY."
Usually by then I throw the Wiimote and storm off somewhere. And then come back and play again. It's probably really amusing for anyone watching...not so amusing for me unless I'm winning.
Play at your own risk.
All the best,
Average Allie
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